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Offline Locky

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Caption Competition April 2011
« on: April 02, 2011, 10:32:36 PM »
Ok folks, we're going to give this a whirl and for those who didn't read the initial discussion then I'll lay it out for you in simple terms.

This is a competition run BY THE BOCKERS, FOR THE BOCKERS. It's just for fun among the forum users and not associated with Projump or UKGoodDeals in anyway.

  • Every month someone will volunteer a prize and will run the competition for that month.
  • They will provide a photo or photos which a caption is needed. The best caption at the end of the month wins the prize.

To start the ball rolling I am giving away a brand new pair of Skyrunner 70kg springs. If you've never heard of skyrunner then all you need to know is that they are absolutely brilliant springs for the first 10 minutes. After that, not so much.

I'm giving 3 photos and you can enter a caption for 1 of them, just 2 or all 3 of them. Just please keep all your captions in one post (using the edit post button if you wish to add another caption at any time).

Photo 1:


Photo 2:


Photo 3:


When you submit a caption, please identify which photo you are talking about.

For example to submit an entry for the first 2 pics you would post:
Caption 1: Yes, he's really jumping over me on stilts (not very funny I know)
Caption 2: Locky go bocky on a rocky.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2011, 10:37:42 PM by Locky »

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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2011, 11:11:31 PM »
thanks for this locky great photos

caption 1 photo 1 "power stilter tries out new pro jump suppository for his bockers back problem"

caption 2 photo 2 "DONT DO IT!!! a broken spring isnt the end of the world yer know!!"

caption 3 photo 3 " bocking in this thick fog locky was sure he was forgetting something!!"

there you go thats should get people in the mood lol

good luck everyone and fingers crossed :)

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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2011, 12:19:49 AM »
Caption 1 "OMG he wasn't here when i took off!"

Caption 2 "Awwww no more land to bock on"

Caption 3 "One stilt, looking for partner must be outgoing and adventurous"

I Believe In Bockism

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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2011, 02:52:47 AM »
1.

"The closer it came, the tighter fit it seemed the Welshman's head would be."

2.

"Frodo found the journey to Mordor took much less time on stilts."

3.

"Bockers in Cardiff appear to be getting a reputation as litterbugs."

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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2011, 02:41:16 PM »
1. Carl loves men.
2. Sprog is gay.
3. DK's run out of black paint again.

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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2011, 09:22:28 PM »
1-Stand still I promise I won't hurt you  :Claugh:

2-Are you sure they went this way

3-Looks like Toddys Bocking on one stilt again

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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2011, 10:32:42 PM »
I like those Jason :) especially number 2. I could so see me and bobman (pictured) having that conversation there.

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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2011, 03:19:14 PM »
Caption 1 " ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! does he land it ? "

Caption 2 "and man shall bock till the end of the earth"

Caption 3 "im all alone and i got nobody to love me "

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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2011, 09:25:44 PM »
If you've never heard of skyrunner then all you need to know is that they are absolutely brilliant springs for the first 10 minutes. After that, not so much.




I actually LOL'd very loudly

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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2011, 04:55:11 AM »
1> you owe me some money...

1> INVISIBLE DOG PILE *GERONIMO*

2> I told you not to trust the sat nav!!

3> You promised you wont leave me when i get old... you promised you will love me forever... now you have left me for an exo.... *sob*

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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2011, 09:12:09 PM »
oops this was only supposed to last a month.

Any more entries before we close it and decide a winner?

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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2011, 09:00:12 PM »
Can the EAs run the Next Caption Comp if it is run by us for us?




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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2011, 09:09:07 PM »
I think we agreed that whoever won would then do the comp the next month however I suspect that might fall on its face when the winner says "i dont have any pics" or similar.

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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2011, 09:27:32 PM »
hehehe ok then thats fair enough :P




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Re: Caption Competition April 2011
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 10:59:45 PM »
so do we know whos won this comp locky?sorry if ive missed it lol