Yet Again I do it

[Jason]

Now I class this as a Bocking related injury but some may not  

I was making some U-bolts for my latest calf brackets and this involved threadin bits of 6mm rod

Now as it comes in lengths I ran it trough the lathe and out the back of the chuck what I forgot was that 2ft of rod hanging out the back rotating at speed has a tendency to bend and the Bl**dy thing did and came round at speed managing to hit me twice before it locked up

I now have a lovely welt a bruise and a lump on my elbow   and a dead muscle in my forearm  

Yet another comedy moment bought to you by Jason Enterprizes  

Mayby I should just film my entire life as a mister Bean type show  

Jason  

[darfgarf]

  well done...again, and yes, film your everyday life, would probably make a pretty good tv show

[Spud]

Hahahaha! Numpty! I think you should film everything! Would be a good investment, think of all of the £250's you could get

 

[Jason]

£250 a time 

I could have paid for my house by now 

Jason 

[webmaster]

Oh no not again! You really should have hidden cameras around the house and let people subscribe to view it! You would become an instant hit

[Bbmthbloke]

like ;the trueman show'   i think that was the film.   get well soon....u will neeed 2 b at full strength for your next injury

[Jason]

Nah Q I can hurt myself just as well when I'm ill 

That reminds me did anyone see that comedian (can't remember his name) but the joke was sort of

4 out of 5 injurys in England are self inflicted so next time someone threatens you with violence stare at them and say

"You don't frighten me because I am 4 times more likely to hurt myself that you are " 

Now that would scare me  (In my case it might be slightly higher that 4 in 5  )

Jason 

[Bbmthbloke]

was that on  mock the week?   bespecticalled ulsterman mayb?