Author Topic: Whats the wierdes thing someone has said to you whilst your out bocking??  (Read 38879 times)

Offline RRparlbystumble

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haha probably the funniest thing said to me whilst bocking in plymouth by a Chav was :

"ERE MATE ARE YOU FOCKIN DISABLED?!"

lol good times


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Offline dark-castles2

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We get that all the time, although since I gave up smoking the response back has been getting a lot more aggressive, from...

'So what if we are, you got a problem with it'
to
'Shut up you pathetic immature chav'

I should really calm down :D
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hehe alex I've noticed that :)

like the drunk who tried to steal your last fag
"give me your fag"
no
give it ere!
NO f**k OFF
that was a good day


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Offline K-rock

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Nero got:
'Tread on my dog and you'll know about it' from a blatantly homeless person looking for compo, to which he was calm and didn't reply.
Then he walks in front of Nero and stops, and Nero replies with
'If you don't move I'll tread on you' to which the nice man replied
'you shouldn't be walking on them things anyway' Nero less than happily retorted with
'GO AND SIT DOWN'

HAHAHAHA I made it sound more sophisticated than it actually was

Bock 'n' Roll!!

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he did what he was told still though, not one of my finer moments, but it was pretty funny i admit

“Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming ... WOW! What a ride!”

Offline Bacon Miller

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Yesterday I had one guy grab a spring to try and trip me up (I didn't fall - HAH! :P). Then later that day, (I had my headphones in my ears) a guy tapped my leg and asked for a go. XD
A little boy also got very excited when I jumped - like, 2cm off the ground! :D

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talking of grabbing springs, has  any1 else gone up behind some 1 else on bocks whilst they r jumping. then when they r at about the top of a bounce shout ' GRAB HIS SPRINGS'   then lightly tap them with fingers....its funny

Offline Danny1632

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I was walking to the park with my friends so they could have a go and this noise just came out of this car we were all like WTF?!
It was some guy he found them funny I think.... That was pretty funny! xD

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yep spring grabs are fun especially when  there someone elses and they're using them

like josh winding me up after I shared my brackets off I was quite p**sed off at this point
so dragged him round the car park with one spring :P until DC tried to tackle me :/


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I have had one chav in a car call out at word I can not post on here, it begins with W and has six letters, from his car as I ran past. Most other people honk their horns or shout encouragement :D

I had one lady ask 'Is it like walking on the moon?'

My response was 'Dunno I haven't ever walked on the moon before'

Her other half laughed at her :D

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was out in Plymouth with the RR's as usual

a c*cky little s**t comes up to me being rude and asks "ere mate what is the point those stillty things?",

i replied "what is the point in a Bmx or skateboard?"
he answered "for get round on and doing tricks and stuff" c*ckily

I finally said "well  there your answer then "

looked at me completely bewildered.. then i think i saw a glimpse of some realisation in his facial expression


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The answer to the eternal question of "ere mate what is the point those stillty things?"
IS.
"If you need to ask that question you would never understand the answer!" :Cyes:

Growing OLD is compulsory. Growing UP is optional. OPT OUT!

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Got to admit the most satisfying one was answering a Young Yob that had asked several times for a go (I was thinking about letting him just to shut him up)

He then tells me he's gonna fling his empty bear bottle in the pond we were near

When I asked him why he said "cause thats who I am"

Told him it wasn't a good idea so he went and did it anyway

Next word out of his mouth was "Can I have a go now"

Ohh it felt good to say "No because you chucked the bottle in the lake"  :Claugh:

Think I Pi**ed him off as he tried to trip Chris up and then went to kick my spare set of bocks over

Ohh boy you should have seen him run when I bellowed at him and ran at him full pelt  :Claugh:
It made my day  :Cbiggrin:

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:

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LOL Jason! I haven't had many bad experiences with people, to be honest. :>
A lot of people either ask for a go or just ask my why I wear them.

Yesterday I was in the park for a while and a guy started talking to me about how you could have sex on them LMAO! Bouncing etc, wink wink.

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someone asked katy (gizmoqueen) if she was my mom  :Claugh:
if you know both of our ages then try do the maths  :Cwideeyed:    it would mean katy was nine.

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I think it time for the tissues, i obviously must look 33 not 23  :Ccry:

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no your still fine katy. when i first met you i thought you were 19.  :Cyes:  i think its me as most people think im between 9 and 12.
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well katy i think you are younger than me and we are the same age

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Totally had to dig this thread back out after I got this today:

"will you run really high on them? I want to see what it looks like"

Followed by one of his mates asking

"can you fall over on them for me?"

I had to laugh  :Ctwitcy:


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when asked /suggested ... 'bet you can  get really high on them'   I replied 'well, yes, but normally i used drugs for that kind of thing'

Offline RRparlbystumble

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on Saturday in Newcastle we got about 6 different star wars references thrown at us .
the top 2 must of been ere mate it;s jar jar binks

but the best must of been OI LOOK THERE LIKE BOUNCY LIGHTSABER FINGS!


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Offline Dinkyfish

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This topic has really made me laugh :D I've only ever been asked "can I have a shot" (which when I actually let the person in question have a shot, was shortly followed by "get these things off me!" lol)

Offline olieviling

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At the last EA meet in Norwich an old bloke came over and asked how high we could jump with ours bocks "could you jump as high as that bus?" funny thing was that we were like yeah you can jump even higher than that and he believed it.

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Once while just walking up town some chav on a bmx rode past me and said in a genuinely inquisitive tone, Could I push you off those?
as if i was going to answer yes?
If theres anything more important than my ego round here, i want it caught and shot now

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When at a festival near plymouth I once had a drunken guy grab my stilt and shout "Got your leg!" repeatedly until I threatened to stand on him.  :Ctongue:

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