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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2007, 10:55:14 PM »
Ok so far we have as members of the Banned

For latest list see

http://www.projumpforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=1510.0

Would anyone else like to join  ;D
« Last Edit: January 10, 2008, 09:19:22 PM by Jason »

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2007, 10:58:25 PM »
Naz (she gets to be second as it's her forum) ;D

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That's sweet but its not really my forum - I like to think of it as everyone's forum  ;)



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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2007, 11:03:27 PM »
If there's one thing I know how to do it's Curry Favour  ;)
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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2007, 04:05:42 AM »
dont i get to be third for being cool or gay ???

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2007, 09:13:32 PM »
No you get to be 5th because it's a magic number  ::)

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2007, 09:22:17 PM »
No you get to be 5th because it's a magic number  ::)

To be quite honest I always thought 3 was the magic number. Or am I the only one who remembers that song ???

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2007, 09:38:29 PM »
:D i remember it, everyone went round singing it for a while , annoying @ the time, but i bet its got better... :D

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2007, 09:40:52 PM »
7 and 9 have been called magical as well in history so it looks like your magical if your Odd  ;D

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2007, 10:30:11 PM »
I was banned from wearing them on work premises too.  Silly HR manager said in a motherly tone "You're not wearing them down the stairs are you?".  Which to me translated to "I'm suggesting you don't go down the stairs on them but I know you are going to do it anyway".  Got a verbal warning and a disciplinary meeting too.  I felt like such a rebel. :D
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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2007, 10:36:58 PM »
sounds like another member fufils the requirements to join "The Banned"  :)

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #35 on: November 10, 2007, 01:00:28 AM »
I am going for attempt number two, been banned fro musing them in uni, so just going to go in on them for fun!!  ;D


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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #36 on: November 10, 2007, 01:47:13 AM »
DID SOMEONE MENTION BANNED :-)

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #37 on: November 10, 2007, 02:46:56 AM »
the banned bockerz

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #38 on: November 10, 2007, 11:53:14 AM »
can i join ?

i was kangaroo jumping in my school playgroung at lunch the utha day showing off coz there was a crowd of lyk 70ish ppl then i leaned bak too much and landed on my arm (luckily for me i wasn't wearing elbow pads :'( ) enyway the p.e teacher came out and told me 2 take em off and walk with them into the hall where i won the fancy dress competition ;D ;D £10 HMV voucher yeehaw!... does that count?
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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #39 on: November 10, 2007, 07:42:08 PM »
Ive been banned from Norwich Train Station andshopping centre, the

1st because apparently its not safe at that hight, the mains power cables might arc and hit me (im an engineer, with trainers on the bottom of my bocks, IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!!!)

2nd because I might mark the marble floors in the shopping centre (I have trainers on the bottom, so I pointed to 5other people and asked if they were banned aswell, this didnt go down well!)

Good enough or do I need to try harder?

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #40 on: November 10, 2007, 08:29:40 PM »
1st because apparently its not safe at that hight, the mains power cables might arc and hit me (im an engineer, with trainers on the bottom of my bocks, IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!!!)

Someone got in the paper for this very reason  :o
Wasn't u was it hehe

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #41 on: November 10, 2007, 11:29:38 PM »
Update to members list
so far we have as members of the Banned

For latest update see

http://www.projumpforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=1510.0

Would anyone else like to join (just state your reason) 
« Last Edit: January 10, 2008, 09:20:11 PM by Jason »

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #42 on: November 10, 2007, 11:39:12 PM »
This sounds like its going to become a very long list   :D

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #43 on: November 11, 2007, 08:16:47 AM »
Does this mean we are all rebels? or that Bocks just aernt socially acceptable by all bosses and people in a position of power?? hehe!!



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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2007, 06:51:10 PM »
Your hillarious Jason

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #45 on: November 11, 2007, 07:55:13 PM »
Thankyou WM your on the next list up date  ;D

I think it means that the world has gone Health and safety mad hybrid_hex

and my favorite Discworld novel has got to be Guards Guards just for Erol the swamp dragon

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #46 on: November 11, 2007, 09:32:53 PM »
chocl8             (For various crimes)

I'd like to add to add to my various list of crimes....being banned from Cambridge Train Station..... ;D

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #47 on: November 12, 2007, 12:21:18 PM »
hey here is one my mate no name got banned from a gym cos he was bouncing around on bocks and he fell into a crash mat that was sttod against the wall it fell over hitting the water bench covering a lession instructore in the water and makeing it look like he p**sed him self| but he is not on the forum so he cant join oh and does the club have a health plan for the hurt team mates?

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #48 on: November 12, 2007, 10:32:21 PM »
Yes he can join I'll put NoName on the next list and yes we have a health plan

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #49 on: November 12, 2007, 10:42:32 PM »
I like your health plan  :)