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Offline dark-castles2

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #125 on: October 15, 2009, 11:32:22 PM »
Lol, its cus i have nothing better to do than Bock, o i also got banned from Plymouth shopping centre, was fun to have the guards kick me out and tell me if i come back in again they have permission to use force to get me out... so people Tut Tut

Im not giving the sport a bad name... im just special and people fear my greatness

And i think that makes 3 Jason :D

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Offline Samarka

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #126 on: February 28, 2010, 01:38:17 PM »
I've just been banned from Tesco in Chester. Sign me up!
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Got bocks, backfleep or broken face sometime in the future.....

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #127 on: January 08, 2011, 08:48:06 PM »
Banned From most of Westminster after Halloween so count me in  :Cwink:
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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #128 on: January 09, 2011, 12:14:01 PM »
Your in mate

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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Re: Banned for being too popular with the public
« Reply #129 on: May 30, 2013, 11:41:15 PM »
Was recently banned from my local shopping Center despite it being an outdoor shopping center as i was "causing a scene" im not too worried though as its being knocked down soon to build a new one maybe i'll try again  :scool:
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Offline JOLLY JUMPER

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #130 on: June 02, 2013, 01:08:09 AM »
Well,I'm almost there... :Cwink:
a while ago five  POLICEMEN (not kidding! five!that's like :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: ) armed with maglites came knocking on my door, looking for " a tall suspicious,black wearing person"...
that was me half an hour before, on a late evening session of bocking...!
So keep my spot empty, boys.
Maybe we don't need a health plan that much,
but we can use a free legal councellor... :CGEEK:
The way I see it is like:if they ban bockers, they also should ban joggers & women (or drag queens )on high heels!
Remember:
As long as the town major & chief of police haven't voted in favour of an official rule that says "no bocking in the centre of town", NOBODY CAN TOUCH YOU...not even the police .
(Yes, local politics is another hobby of mine)
In fact if for instance the "town watchers" keep picking on you,you can take note of their names & put down a complaint titled MINORITY HARASSMENT....which you actually should do being a "rebel"... it's called:fighting them with their own weapons.
(too)nice boys finish LAST.
« Last Edit: June 02, 2013, 02:02:38 AM by JOLLY JUMPER »
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Offline Jason

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #131 on: June 02, 2013, 05:09:00 PM »
Now I have to ask the question  :Claugh:

Were they looking for a Black Person who was Wearing (I was unaware that being Wearing was a crime now I will have to watch my step  :Claugh:)
Or were they looking for a Person wearing Black

I take it you would like to join the Banned Jolly  :Cbiggrin:

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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Offline Molk958

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Well... that counts as a ban
« Reply #132 on: July 10, 2013, 10:21:41 AM »
I was happily bouncing along down a pavement when a group of residents came out and had a go at me for "bouncing dangerously close to their cars so can I please find somewhere more sensible to do it". I pointed out to them that I was about 3m away from the cars, on a public pavement and "am not a prat" but they were having none of it and apparently had even had a meeting to discuss my antics a few days before!!

Can I call this a ban?  :Cbiggrin:
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Offline Locky

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #133 on: July 10, 2013, 05:30:12 PM »
Gosh that is crazy. Being me, I'd have asked for a copy of the minutes of said meeting :D
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Offline Jason

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Re: Banned for being to Dangerous
« Reply #134 on: July 10, 2013, 08:58:37 PM »
Arrgh the Fun Police strike again

This is the sort of thing that stops kids having sports days unless everyone is safe and everyone wins

Life is dangerous and the odds are that you will lose a lot more than you will win (Get used to it  :Claugh: )

Yes it does count as a Ban mate I will put you on the list

Now the other side of it

If you had fallen awkwardly and crashed into one of their cars you would of course have paid for any and all damage and rented them a hire car while the damage was being repaired wouldn't you  :Cbiggrin:

I do agree that they were probably being a bit to cautious but I would love to ban those double and triple buggys that brainless mothers scratch my car with and then complain that they can't get past

My Answer of only have one kid (or get rid of the other ones) goes down well  :Claugh:

Jason  :Hoofies2: :CGEEK:
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